The Story Of "Clawdia Le Pew"

That's It. I am changing Salem's Name To "Clawdia Le Pew". Statistics say that only 5% of spayed female cats spray, I ended up with one of those 5. When Salem was a kitten she was the sweetest little thing. She liked to lay on Debbie's lap and purr for hours. We never had a problem concerning her claws because she would only use the scratching post. Since the death of her brother however she has done a 180, She now claws everything in sight and has began to spray every where. I have made an appointment with the vet because I have learned that the best way to handle this is with medication. Believe it or not the medicine that Vets prescribe for this is "Prozac" Or "Paxil". From what I have read it can take as long as 2-3 months to see results. So in the mean time I will also be spending a small fortune on pet fresh and Incense.


When Salem was a kitten,
With Fur as black as coal,
Her temperament was pleasant,
She wouldn't hurt a soul.

But now she sleeps away the days,
and Romps and plays all night,
She sprays on all the furniture,
And claws everything in sight.

Her name of Salem no longer fits,
so this is what I'll do.
I'll Change her Name from Salem,
To "Clawdia Le Pew".

(not really changing her name)