The Real "Wicked Witch Of The West"

The Wicked Witch of The West is alive and well and living in Fairfield Ca. I kid you not, she is really here and living in the apt. Above me. This woman has lived here for about three years. Now as far as neighbors go she is very quite. Does not play loud music or have parties. As some of you may know I feed the feral cats in the neighborhood. Most of them eat out in the bushes behind the apt. Building. There are two however that I have been feeding on my patio. Well The "Woman" upstairs claims that one of them comes up the stairs and lays on her door matt. I have no doubt that this has occurred but what the heck does it hurt? as soon as soon as she turns her door knob the cat runs away. She has tried to have animal control come and trap and uthenize them but they will only come if some one pays for the service. I had all six of them trapped and spay/nuetered and released a year ago by the feral cat society so they are not multiplying. Every one else here has no problem with them, infact most people like them. But this woman wishes they were Dead. She has also asked the management if they would cut down a tree that grows near the end of the building so the birds wont come near her apt. She has demended that I remove my humming bird feeder because she is afraid that the Humming birds will bite. And get this, she called the office yesterday complaing that there were squirrels in the trees in front of our building. God forbid that another creature might have a life.

Over the time she has been here she has heard me say that I hope she doesnt move because she is so quite. So every time she gets a wild hair somewhere or feels like being a bitch she threatens to move. Well this time she said "I'm Outa here" "I shouldn't have to worry about someone feeding cats" well I think this time she is really moving and ya know what ? I DON"T FRICKEN CARE. The weird thing about her is that it's not because she is allergic to animals or anything like that. It seems as if it just bothers her that they are "Alive" and she wants them "Dead" or would prefer if they just didn't exist at all. She even asked me one time if I knew how she could poisen the pidgeons , and they don't even come anywhere near her apt.